『産業および現代ほら話の大展覧会』：中に入ってご批評を！すべてこの私の采配、すべて私の着想です。（難解なものを除く）判例集に認められた裁判所のうすのろ、（類似のものは除く）こそ泥の人相すべて、流し込まれた瀝青！（かなり）小さな子どもが着る男物のシャツ、それは（襟）しか見えない。（フタコブラクダの間で）とても人気のあるヒトコブラクダのポマード。愚か者の種、あなたがた（全員）が知っている。（新聞の中で）泡立ちがとってもいいイギリスのビール醸造業者およびサン＝ペトランの卓越した伝統的石炭、（火の中に）入れてお試しになれます。（カッコ内は、ひときわ小声で） <Great Exhibition of Industry and Contemporary Hoaxes>: Come in and judge for yourselves! I've directed everything, inspired everything, the Tribunals' galette for the Digest (Aside; and for a difficult digestion) The Physionopilfer which catches the manner of everything! (except the resemblance.) Running bitumen (quite.) Men's shirts for the use of small children of which you glimpse only the (Sham.) Marvellous indestructible hats (which melt in the sun and are diluted in the rain.)Dromedary pommade, so much sought after (by camels.) Fool's seed which you know (all of you.) The English Brewery which froths so well (in the Newspapers.) and the sublime, the classical coal of St. Pétrain which you can put to the test (by fire.)